WHOEVER POSTED THAT STUPID FUCKING TFIOS AU CAN GO SOMEWHERE FAR.

WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT TO ME.

dawntheswan:

Lmmfao I can’t
'Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.'
— Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)
jsantagato:

ovaryfunny:

 

LMFAOOOOO
angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME
seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second
darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

image

'i just need to get my shit together'
— me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier