x-89:

[switches to mother tongue to talk shit about you]

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly


mom:
can you do me a favor?

me:
will you pay me?

mom:
why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?

me:
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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drakefanclub:

LMAOOOO

shippingsabrieliam:

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole